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my name is Jessica. I'm 16.My friends gave me the nickname Hakura because I'm like hinata and sakura. there nicknames are naraiya(naruto & jiraiya),blooddemon69, jrfiremen52, and shashi(shino & kakashi). there cool but going to kill me because of my profile pic >-< maybe only music madin of inuyasha
ohI'm a big fan of FMA, DBZ, inuyasha, yu-gi-oh!, and more.
I cos play as sasuke and a Pokemon trainer yes i know thats stupid but what can I say
My fav characters are kakashi, naurto, chazz, jaden(from yu-gi-oh!GX) Edward Elric, gohan , inuyasha,and sesshomaru
i hate school and sasuke and sakura they soooooooooo make the show suck @$$ anyway i love vampires and ghosts too my other nicknames are: blooddemon13, vampiric alchemist and emoanimefan
i have two dogs ozze and bo if you put there names togather you get booze(no im not an alcoholic)
23 Ways To Annoy Sasuke...
1. Ask him why he hasnt killed Itachi yet.
2. Tell him you know where Itachi is and when he asks "Where?" Take him a park or someone where outside point to a nearby squirrel and claim that the squirrel is Itachi and he just transformed into it. When Sasuke kills it yell at him for killing an innocent creature then start to cry.
3. Start a fight with him and when he starts to attack you say how much you adore him.
4. Smile happily when he tells you his sad life story and tell him how happy that makes you feel.
5. Narrate everything he does.
6. Ask Sasuke for a bowl of Rice Crispies. When the cereal begins to crackle complain about how it is talking to you. Knock the cereal off of the table stomping on it and yell at it to shut up.When it stops crackling start crying about how innocent it was and how it didn't deserve to die.
7. Get a tape recorder, then tape Naruto saying, "Believe it!" Then make Sasuke listen to it, repeatedly.
8. Repeat what Itachi said to him when he destroy their clan "Foolish brother, if you wish to kill me, hate me, detest me, and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to life."
9. Tell him you dont like the way he is looking at Naruto, and claim Naruto is yours and that he can never have him.
10. When he uses he fireball jutsu scream "Fire!" and throw water on him.
11. Wear his clothes and when he asks why you wearing his clothes, tell him it was your look first and that he just copied it.
12. Have random moodswings.
13. When he walks into a room start laughing loudly and point at him.
14. Yell at him at random times for no reason then when he finally snaps and yells back at you say Geez, someone's PMSing and walk off.
15. Blame him for everything that happens (such as the wind blowing, and the rain.)
16.Take embarassing photos of him and sell them on ebay to his many of fangirls
17. Keep on singing: "This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people start-a-singin' it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue sining it forever just because...this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people start-a-singin' it not knowin what it was, and they'll continue sining it forever just because..."
18. Go to his house stand a far enough to where he can see you but cant hear you, call him and say that you cant take out the trash because you had to go on a mission. When he says that he can see you move out of his sight(to another room preferably) ask him if he can see you and when he says no then say Now i'm on a mission.
19. Wear Naruto boxers(like the type you buy at the store) tell Sasuke that you had Naruto in your pants when he looks at you weird Slap him and say you sicko, i mean the boxers then stomp away angerily.
20. Read him NarutoxSasuke yaoi as a bedtime story.
21. Just read NarutoxSasuke yaoi to him whenever.
22. Ask him if the reason he doesnt like Sakura is because that he is gay.
23. Throw random objects at his head and when he glares at you point to a cat.
30 Ways to Annoy Itachi...
1. Ask him why he didnt kill Sasuke and keep asking, "Why?" over and over again.
2. Everytime he open his mouth, laugh. And when he asks, "why are you laughing?" reply, "What? Whos laughing?"
3. Steal his nail polish and tell him Orochimaru took it.
4. Whenever he meets his brother sing, the "I love you" song from Barney.
5. Tell him the lines on his face make him look old.
6. Buy him bright red nailpolish for his birthday and tell him it matches his eyes.
7. Ask him where he brought he contacts from and how much did they cost.
8. Ask Itachi, Why he gets a konoha symbol on his headband and Kisame gets only four lines?
9. When he does something or say anything ask him "How does that make you feel?"
10. Attach a fake nose to him while he is sleeping. After he wakes up and you two are out in the crowded place, pull off the fake nose and scream, "I got your nosie!"
11. Tell him that the cloak doesn't match his eyes and make a huge fuss about it.
12. Say random things
13. Ask him where he got his nail polish
14. When ever he says anything that is slightly mean to anyone, burst out crying and shout, "meanie."
15. After something really bad happens to him say, "Guess what?" "I have great news!"....."I just saved a bunch of money on car insurence by switching to Geico."
16. When he is eating a meal, make sure he has lots of food and don't let him leave the table until he eats it all.
17. Ask Itachi for a bowl of Rice Crispies, pour milk into it and start to have a serious conversation with it, all of a sudden act totally offened and push the bowl onto the floor when Itachi tell you to clean it up say "NO! I want to see them suffer!" Then laugh manically.
18. Where ever he walks, run a few feet before him and spray-paint a red carpet.
19. Give him a summoning jutsu to learn that summons a giant pink unicorn and say you thought the animal fit with his personality.
20. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
21. Shout "Intruder" while pointing at him then spray him with silly string.
22. Scream at the top of your lungs and tell him you saw an ant.
23. Ask him in a sing song voice "Can you tell me how to get how to get to Seasame Street?" and when he says no scream "LIAR!" and tell him you saw him on tv there last week, and he was eating cookies with Cookie Monster.
24. When he's spying on Naruto, go over to him(Itachi) and say in a really loud whisper so that Naurto can hear "Do you think Naruto knows we're here..huh do ya Itachi?
25. Whenever you are refering to him or speaking about him to someone else call him Tachi...my sweet Tachi.
26. Ask him if he'll kill your family for you, when he says, no ask him, "Why?! You killed your's and this time, make SURE that you get the brother"
27. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever.
28. Go around saying you taught him everything he knows.
29. Ask him if he and Kisame have a "thing" going on and when he says "no" nudge and wink at him saying "Its okay Itachi, there is no need to lie, Kisame is a real catch." Then laugh at your own stupid joke.
30. When your both in a crowd place yell "OH SO NOW THAT I'M PREGNANT YOUR GOING TO LEAVE ME?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" Then slap him and run away crying hysterically.
25 ways to piss neji off
1) Tell him he looks like a girl
2) Ask him if he's ever wanted to date Hinata
3) Dye his vest pink
4) Ask him how he got cum in his eyes
5) Give him a bow to wear his hair up in
6) Ask him if there's such thing as "69" palms
7) Tell him he fights like a ballerina
8) Ask what brand of shampoo he uses
9) Tell him if he got laid he'd be a happier person
10) Tell him Rock Lee and him make a cute couple
11) Joke him about bitch slapping Hinata in the Chunin's
12) Cut his hair while he sleeps
13) Ask him if Orochimaru raped him, and if thats the reason he's so bitter
14) Spread rumors that him and Tenten slept together
15) Tell the world he doesnt have balls
16) Sing I'm Too Sexy and touch yourself in front of him
17) Give him a box of edible condoms and tell him to have fun with Tenten
18) Ask him if he's related to Haku
19) Ask him where babies come from
20) Scream rape when he uses his byakugan on you
21) Poke his eye in the middle of battle telling him their all white and creepy looking
22) When he gets all moody and grouchy, ask if its that time of the month
23) Call him a boob when he's most serious
24) Tell him he should go emo with Sasuke
25) Dress like him and wear your hair like his, while mocking him with a depressed tone and wearing black eyeliner
25 ways to got sasuke to kill you
1) Remind him that he looks alot like his brother
2) Ask him how big Orochimaru's penis is
3) If you ever have a 'Yo Mama' fight, say "Yo mama's dead!"
4) Ask him if he's an emo kid
5) Make him listen to Hawthorne Heights
6) Pretend to be Ino
7) Pretend to be Sakura
8) Force him to watch 'Catcher In The Rye'
9) Dress like him
10) Ask him if he ever masterbates like a normal person
11) Let him listen to the 'Emo song'
12) Ask if he's ever cut his wrists
13) Rape him (Me: *Dies*)
14) Act like Itachi
15) Ask him if he has a fascination with fish cocks like his brother
16) Tell him to hump a tree
17) Hump his leg
18) Walk in on him while he's in the shower
19) Give him a lap dance
20) Hit on Orochimaru to make him jealous (Not that Orochimaru would like u!)
21) Play 'I'm In Love With A Stripper' on full blast while stripping in front of him
22) Threaten to rip his emo balls off he doesnt quit whining about not being able to save his family
23) Chain him down, Put ice cream down his boxers, Squeeze a bottle of chocolate syrup all over him, put whip topping on his entire body, then a cherry on the pile of whipped topping, then call him a Sasuke Sunday!
24) Get some headphones and tie him down in a chair and force him to listen to 'Get Down With The Sickness'
25) Ask him if Itachi ever molested him
25 way to be more annoing than naruto While... Bugging Naruto In The Process
1. Act JUST like Konohamaru
2. Tell him Sasuke will become Hokage, not him
3. Call him a Scaredy cat
4. Act JUST like Sasuke
5. Ask him if he takes medication
6. Ask him if he's even smart enough to know what medication is
7. Introduce him to NaruSasu yaoi
8. Tell him that he'll never have a chance with Sakura anyways becuz she's gay with Ino
9. Give him a muzzle when he wont shut up
10. Tell him Orochimaru's trying to steal his boyfriend (Sasuke)
11. Force Naruto and Sasuke in a closest and lock them in there for a WHOLE day
12. Write on his face when he falls asleep
13. Hang posters all over Konoha saying, "Naruto has blue balls!"
14. Tell him to suck a moose
15. Shave his head BALD
16. Talk about how sexcii and strong Sasuke is ALL THE TIME
17. Threaten to rape him
18. Threaten to get SASUKE to rape him
19. Tell him Sasuke's in love with him
20. Post it all over the city that "Sasuke LOVES Naruto"
21. When he's trying to act tough towards you say, "I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!"
22. When he first wakes up pour cold water all over his head
23. Stalk him
24. Ask him where he keeps all his lube (To screw Sasuke with)
25. Splatter white icing all over his kitchen table, then make Kakashi come over to get him while both Sasuke & Naruto are at Naruto's house and make sure they look exhausted and flushed (That way it makes them seem like that had sex on the kitchen table)
EMO KID lyrics
Dear Diary, Mood-Apathetic
My life is spiraling deathward. I couldnt get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks because they play some of my favorite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stab Me Rip Stab Stab and it doesn't help that I couldnt get my hair to do that flippy thing either like the guy from that band can do.
I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be
You'd be nonconforming too if you looked just like me
I got paint on my nails and makeup on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression girls just call me a fag
Cause the dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes
Cause emo is one step below transvestite
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
I'm dark and sensitive with low self esteem
The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween
I have no real problems but I like to make believe
I stole my sisters mascara now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me its never any fun
They say they already have a pussy they don't need another one
Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo
...My life is just a black abyss you know? Its so dark and its suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip. Tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...Which look great on me by the way...
When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick rim glasses
I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me 'Catcher in the Rye' and watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right
I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw Xbox I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be eeeeeeemo
...My parents don't get me ya know? They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy...well a couple of guys but I mean its the 2000's can't 2 or 4 guys makeout with eachother without being gay? I mean chicks dig that kinda thing anyways.
I don't know diary sometimes I think you're the only one who gets me. You're my best friend.
I feel like tacos
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